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2020 Presidential Debate Leads to Alien Invasion in Ohio

There are reports of the presumed Alien Invasion of 2020 arriving in Ohio on Wednesday morning, just hours after the worst presidential “debate” in history which took place in Cleveland.

“At 6:24:42am on September 30, 2020, several people reported seeing a streaking light in the sky above Ohio. That prompted us to look at the more than 800 traffic cameras ODOT operates through OHGO.com to see what we could find. Sure enough, we spotted the flash on several cameras from Stebenville to Cincinnati and Cleveland to Columbus.”

Back in 2008, Barack Obama said “I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-El, to save the planet Earth.”

Due to a clear mission failure, maybe more Kryptonian survivors were sent to Earth for reinforcement after that “shitshow” of a debate.

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2020 Presidential Debate Leads to Alien Invasion in Ohio

There are reports of the presumed Alien Invasion of 2020 arriving in Ohio on Wednesday morning, just hours after the worst presidential “debate” in history which took place in Cleveland.

“At 6:24:42am on September 30, 2020, several people reported seeing a streaking light in the sky above Ohio. That prompted us to look at the more than 800 traffic cameras ODOT operates through OHGO.com to see what we could find. Sure enough, we spotted the flash on several cameras from Stebenville to Cincinnati and Cleveland to Columbus.”

Back in 2008, Barack Obama said “I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father, Jor-El, to save the planet Earth.”

Due to a clear mission failure, maybe more Kryptonian survivors were sent to Earth for reinforcement after that “shitshow” of a debate.

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